Take the cult tour with Crazy Guides! Experience Stalin's gift to Krakow in a genuine Eastern Bloc Trabant automobile! The only private tour of Nowa Huta - the ideal communist city.


CRAZY GUIDES’ COMMUNISM TOUR - 119zl per guest (33EUR, 23GBP) - approx 2.5 hr


CRAZY GUIDES’ COMMUNISM DELUXE - 169zl per guest (47EUR, 33GBP) – approx 4 hr

An expanded version of the standard tour, which includes a trip to a Communist-era restaurant and guided visit to our private museum. Explore everyday life in Poland in the 1970s in our exclusive and unchanged Communist apartment. This deluxe tour includes the rare opportunity to eat pickled cucumbers and toast times past with our close friend, and Communist relic, Mr. Vieslav (upon request). You can also try your hand at driving the trusty Trabant.

Tour includes: Transport in Trabant with your personal Crazy Guide, refreshments, lunch in an authentic Commie milk bar, Trabant driving lesson and Mr. Vieslav (…provided he hasn’t drunk himself to death)

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CRAZY GUIDES’ REAL KRAKOW - 159zl per guest (44EUR, 31GBP) – approx 4 hr

Journey off the beaten path. Standard (basic) communism tour plus hidden highlights of the Jewish Quarter and breathtaking panoramic views of Krakow. Our Crazy Guides will show you Krakow as few others know it!

Tour includes: Transport in Trabant with your personal Crazy Guide, entrance fees, refreshments.

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THE CRAZY FARM- 239zl per guest (66EUR, 47GBP) – approx 4 hr

Perfect for families with kids – ask for special rates! Treat yourself to a Crazy Farm tour and we’ll drive you to the outskirts of Krakow to experience Polish rural life. You’ll get a guided tour of the farm, the chance to meet the animals, and then sit down to a traditional Polish dinner with beers and home-made vodka!

Want something more interactive? Then bake some bread, try your hand as a blacksmith and take a ride through the village in a horse-drawn carriage.

Tour includes: Transport in Trabant with your personal Crazy Guide, home-made Polish meal, genuine farm experiences!

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CRAZY GUIDES’ COMMUNIST WELCOME (Airport Pick Up) - 200zl per car (up to 3 people) (55EUR, 39GBP); 500zl for the band (139EUR, 98GBP)

Ever wanted to receive a Socialist hero’s welcome? Book this package and a Communist worker from the 1970s will meet you at the airport with ‘treats’ such as salted bread, pickles and vodka. After your driver has given you a traditional Polski greeting he’ll whisk you to your hotel in a genuine East German Trabant – the people’s car. For an extra fee the Polish folk band, Leopold Kielbasa (“The Sausage”), will be on hand with a full fanfare. Unforgettable!

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CRAZY GUIDES’ COMMUNISM TOUR & DISCO - 269zl per guest (74EUR, 52GBP) – approx 5-6 hr (FRI, SAT, SUN ONLY)

We start in the afternoon with our standard Communism Tour, upgraded with a visit to our authentic Communist apartment. After the tour the party starts! Enjoy a VIP reservation at a Nowa Huta restaurant, unchanged since the 1970s, and tuck in to a huge Polish dinner –during which you can sample beers and five different shots of vodka! Next, in the same venue, it’s time for a very retro boogie at a real 1980s-style Commie disco. A truly unique experience. Don’t worry about overdoing it – our man, Mr. Vieslav (this time appropriately attired) will be on hand to drive you home.

Tour includes: Transport in Trabant with your personal Crazy Guide, delicious Polish 2 course dinner, booze (2 beers and 5 vodkas on us!), disco entrance fee, Mr. Vieslav.

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CRAZY GUIDES’ OFFER FOR ORGANIZED GROUPS

We’ve prepared an unforgettable and extremely entertaining version of our standard Communism Deluxe Tour which, apart from the regular Nowa Huta sightseeing, includes:

• transportation in our Communist bus from the 1970’s
• typical Polish dinner in a Communist-Era restaurant
• 1980’s style live concert during dinner
• short ride in our crazy two stroke Trabant 601
• vodka tasting with real Polish workers
• in our 1970’s exclusive and unchanged apartment
• genuine workers’ uniforms worn by our Crazy Guides

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